Monalisa Chinda writes on what it’s like wooing women from different nationalities and Nigerian women’s own is hilarious

Monalisa Chinda writes on what it’s like wooing women from different nationalities and Nigerian women’s own is hilarious

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Added by November 18, 2017

Nigerian women, Monalisa Chinda has finished you people oh. Is it true that this is what a man has to go through to have a relationship with a Nigerian woman?

Read what she shared on Instagram below.

“I know this is a long text but please wait for it ?..” Monalisa begins. The rest is below.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
French Relationship:

1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigerian Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed
15th day= Tried to have sex but failed
16th day= Tried to have sex but failed
17th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
18th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
19th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
20th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
21st day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
22nd day= Didn’t talk to each other
23rd day= Malice till the next 1 month.
46th day= The man called but the woman didn’t pick
47th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: “what is it?”
The man apologize and the woman replied: “Leave me alone, am not that type of girl”
The man continued to beg till the next 2 weeks.
51st day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
52nd day= Hug
53rd day= Long hug
54th day= Kiss
55th day= Long kiss
56th day= Tried to have sex but failed
57th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad and the mumu guy promises to buy her a new one as if he’s her father.
58th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
59th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: “where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious”
60th day= She meets another guy & starts the cycle all over with new guy….????
Its TGIF people????

 

Monalisa Chinda writes on what it

Monalisa Chinda writes on what it

Monalisa Chinda writes on what it

Monalisa Chinda writes on what it


 

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Comments (56)

Anonymous about 19 hours ago

She gay now? How did she know

 

Ghost about 18 hours ago

Lol can’t stop laughing Nigeria ?? sha

motphem about 18 hours ago

buhahahaha hillarious

Anonymous about 17 hours ago

Very true. An accurate description. Had the same experience

Lexzie about 16 hours ago

Maybe she did that to her hubby… Who finally bought her the phone and they sexed

Anonymous about 16 hours ago

Where is your sense of humour?

Juliet- Eme about 19 hours ago

Lol

Anonymous about 19 hours ago

That is why they are only and shouting in churches..

Daemii about 19 hours ago

This is actually all over, is she taking credit for this? Stale if you ask me.

 

 

KEKE about 15 hours ago

bed belle.

Anonymous about 19 hours ago

We pray for things we have solutions for.. hook with that guy. After putting him on a long thing, u are the one who would be left wondering at 35

Hehehehehe!

Anonymous about 19 hours ago

When a guy is mugu.. abeg grab him ooo. Cos there are not lots of them out there

Anonymous about 19 hours ago

Hilarious and true…

dapo about 19 hours ago

Lmao. So true dear. God bless u jor. Some Naija lady’s can be frustrating and annoying.

GHOST about 19 hours ago

?????? na Naija case bad pass ? Warrizit ?

alley law about 19 hours ago

lol

Anonymous about 19 hours ago

Hahahahahahahahaha Up Nigerian ladies.

Raphael Ayuba about 19 hours ago

Lol…… This is hilarious

Funmi Olasoji about 19 hours ago

Hilarious but true.. ? ?

Ezinne about 19 hours ago

R u serious Mona.

Nicole about 19 hours ago

Lol

Gabz about 19 hours ago

Lolzzzź this is so hilarious..

Manuel Kunmi about 19 hours ago

I already saw this somewhere else before she posted but still she no lie ooooo

Anonymous about 19 hours ago

No be lie sha. Make them work for am

Doris ohagudo about 19 hours ago

Hahahaha funny but true,Nigerian women plays hard to get then end up lonely

Bree about 19 hours ago

no be lie….

Stanley-Paul about 19 hours ago

Naso

Preciouscreama about 19 hours ago

Omg!!!! I don’t know if this is true ooo…especially d phone part….BT must there b a request of something b4 sex?….I’m shocked at d man calling her back oo..lol funny tweet ….monalisa Chinda Don try today o

OSINANL about 18 hours ago

NOT FUNNY ABEG

Anonymous about 18 hours ago

FALSE. IF it was true, finding virgin’s would not be as difficult as finding a pastor in Naija who doesn’t crave for tithes and seed sowing.

Malvin about 18 hours ago

While all this is going on she is actively having sex with someone after every date and hug and kiss trial with the guy she wants a phone from.

Ghost about 18 hours ago

Lol can’t stop laughing Nigeria ?? sha

motphem about 18 hours ago

buhahahaha hillarious

jonathan jostico about 18 hours ago

Na lie

Nnemaramma about 18 hours ago

Monalisa is very much right

Doreen` about 18 hours ago

hmmm, na im some girls dey carry belle before the toasting reach one month? girl: I missed my period boy: as how, when did we start the relationship? girl: but we’ve done ‘it’ na….

IYKE EKE about 18 hours ago

They are in the churches praying for him to come back.

uchechi opara about 18 hours ago

Don’t know about this o!

Angility about 18 hours ago

lmao

Willis about 18 hours ago

Lol

Back to the Bible about 17 hours ago

Port Harcourt girl… I know una matter

Jennifer Obasi about 17 hours ago

yes ooo laugh wan pinish me

Jennifer Obasi about 17 hours ago

Well it is true

shina top about 17 hours ago

WAOOOO

coded nonny about 17 hours ago

I cant stop laughing but sha wont wait for the end of the litany but just move on if I don’t see anything promising in her not because she refused sex

Janelicious about 17 hours ago

Lol

Udosen James about 17 hours ago

Her opinion

Anonymous about 17 hours ago

Very true. An accurate description. Had the same experience

Akuoma akuego about 17 hours ago

Hilarious

lonso about 16 hours ago

Chai…..na true oooo…. There must be something u pay for shaaaaaaaaaa

Lexzie about 16 hours ago

Maybe she did that to her hubby… Who finally bought her the phone and they sexed

Anonymous about 16 hours ago

Where is your sense of humour?

Vivian Reginalds about 16 hours ago

LOL -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

The Beginning about 15 hours ago

Lol its not like this all the time

KEKE about 15 hours ago

bed belle.

Anonymous about 15 hours ago

she is on point biko

MyPersonalOpinion about 14 hours ago

Very recycled with basket mouths rape version removed

Abrahamid about 13 hours ago

If i hear, taking a particular lady out for a countless number of dates say waiting ,her inner chamber na gold or silver ni? as for the phone or demand before sex, we that have such mumulious guys in this century again ooo.

Mr 47 about 12 hours ago

Hahahahahahaha! Every thanks in this country is just hard for a man.

Fairqueen Dior about 11 hours ago

Yes because our nija guys mentality with all those other countries u mentioned are not dsame….if u like that with our Nigerian guys they will term u a cheap article and all sorts of names…so u see u act according to what your country see as something or nothing

London Boy about 4 hours ago

She’s right Naija things

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